This Jersey bird is...for the birds

I take it as a sure sign of Spring...the birds are returning to New Jersey.

Most days, I work from home. I notice these things.

So, suddenly, I have a new "neighbor."

This bird.

For the past few days, "tweety" has been making it's presence known by flying into my sliding glass window.

Repeatedly.

All day long.

When I "scare" it away--either by waving my hands or by shouting--it is back in a few minutes.

Before this (crazy) bird breaks it's neck...slamming into the glass...I'm looking for suggestions.

How can I get this bird to end it's dangerous obsession...and just fly away?

New Jersey: Please help me to help this "bluebird of unhappiness."

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