Top 10 WORST solar eclipse jokes ever

I scoured the internet looking for people's corniest solar eclipse jokes. The internet did not disappoint. In honor of Monday's solar eclipse, I give you the Top 10 Worst Solar Eclipse/Moon Jokes.

1. How does the moon cut the sun's hair?
   Eclipse it
2. What did the earth whisper to the moon about the sun?
   I swear this guy's stalking me; every time I turn around he's right there
3. How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
   You planet
4. Why didn't the sun go to college?
   It already had like a million degrees
5. Read the Yelp review about the restaurant on the moon?
   Great food, but no atmosphere
6. Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
   She had bright students
7. What's the moon's favorite gum?
   Eclipse
8. I've been so excited about today's eclipse I was up all night wondering where the sun was...then it dawned on me.
9. Parent to their son, Copernicus. "Copernicus, when are you going to learn that the world does NOT revolve around you!?"
10. One kid: "Which is closer, Florida or the moon?" Other kid: "Duh! The moon! You can't see Florida from here!"

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