Don’t Drop It

So I have this new iphone 4 from the company, don't drop it! People have been telling me two things about this wondrous device, don't drop it!

1) Don't drop it!

2) It is a wondrous device.

Actually, three things if you consider that my old cell phone was about eight years old, don't drop your I-phone!, and I used it basically to make and receive phone calls. So the third thing people have been telling me is, "welcome to the 21st century, Joe."

But this phone, don't drop it, this phone does much, much more! Gee, I wonder, does this mean that I must do much, much more also? Don't drop it!

Now I have gone and purchased a swell little case for my I-phone, don't drop it! This is supposed to protect this marvelous electronic toy if I, perish the thought, drop it.

So now I am ready to sally forth, to make calls and receive calls and message and e-mail and surf at a speed that is as fast as I can think of doing these things and so much more.

As long as I don't drop it!