WATCH: Total idiots who can’t drive trying to park their cars

You can thank my nearly 9 month old baby boy Cooper for these videos. You see he woke up in the middle of the night and after taking care of him I couldn't get back to sleep. So at 3am I was on Youtube and was just curious if all the bad park jobs we've been doing a contest on have ever been caught in the act on video.

They sure were.

These three videos (one of them NSFW due to language) capture two morons who clearly have no idea how a car actually works trying to parallel park and failing miserably, and a third driver trying to do God only knows what. I almost woke Cooper back up from laughing so hard. Enjoy!

THIS IS THE NSFW ONE.