Grandpa Got Run Over By…Grandma? Deminski rewrites Holiday Song

Based on yesterday's shocking news story about an 82 year-old Jersey city woman who used a knife and a meat tenderizer to attack her cheating 81 year-old boyfriend, I came up with my own rendition similar to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" to explain the couple's actions...

Grandpa got run over by a grandma

all because she seemed to believe

that grandpa was steppin' out on grandma

cheatin' was one of her pet peeves

Now grandpa says he didn't do nuthin'

as with a knife grandma attacked

when she grabbed the meat tenderizer

with a rolling pin he fought back

Grandpa got run over by a grandma

she'll say it was all his own fault

but now this 82 year old grandma

has to answer weapons charges and assault