Here at New Jersey 101.5, we like to keep things high-minded and informative. It's our goal as your trusted source for what matters in New Jersey.

It's a goal we're totally missing with this post.

So without further ado — the dirtiest town names in NJ. Enjoy. We won't tell anyone.

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    Dicktown

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    It's part of Winslow Township. The residents prefer you call it "Richardtown."

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    Buttzville

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    An unincorporated community in White Township,  in Warren County, It's already the butt of every joke.

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    Nutley

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    Maybe Chris Christie would have something to say about the people in this Essex County township:

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    Fort Dix

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    Photo by Keystone/Getty Images
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    The place really grows on you.

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    Wildwood

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    Getty Images/Andrew Burton
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    It's not the size of a boardwalk that counts. But Wildwood's is pretty long. We're just saying.

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    Loveladies

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    It's part of Long Beach Township, in Ocean County. It's also, we presume, the best place to try Tinder.

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    Ho-Ho-Kus

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    I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause in Ho-Ho-Kus. That Ho-Ho-Kus.

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    Beaverville

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    Ah, Beaverville, in Southampton Township. Home to the busy beavers.

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    Middlesex

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    Every fifth-grader in Central Jersey, and several New Jersey 101.5 staffers, giggle at this borough's name.

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    Frenchtown

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    Ooh-la-la. Mwah.

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    Clinton

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    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."