Judi Franco presents the worst Thanksgiving jokes ever!

If you've got relatives you can't stand, and you really wanna ruin their night, here's a sure fire way.

Regale them with some of your favorite bad thanksgiving jokes and they're sure not to invite you next year. Here's a small sampling of some jokes that are sure to (not) please.

So one turkey turns to the others and says, “I think something is up, the farmer unfriended me on Facebook.”
What's Dean Martin's favorite way to prepare his Thanksgiving turkey? A roast.
Did you hear about the guy who gave up eating leftovers? He quit cold turkey.
Where do turkeys go to dance? The butterball.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Why was the chef late to thanksgiving? He lost track of thyme
Well Thanksgiving Day was marred in California by local strikes that made food shopping difficult. Everyone in California looks forward to turkey on the holiday dinner table. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you get to see natural breasts.
A lady is shopping at the grocery store and looking at the frozen turkeys. She couldn’t find one big enough for her large family so she asks the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replies, “No ma’am. They’re dead.”
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
If pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famous for? Their age.
Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use FOWL language.
What music do the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.
Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.