On Friday night, I was driving through Hamilton on my way home from work. For a good mile, I was behind one car with two oddly specific bumper stickers and a face-palm worthy vanity plate.

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FARTS rule? No, ferrets. Not shown are the two ferrets that were walking around freely in this person's back seat. Imagine what this car smells like?

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