If Doyle built houses

Is Bill Doyle moonlighting? I was on my way home the other night and saw this work truck in front of me. I'm sure it's a very fine company that has nothing to do with my broadcast partner. Got me thinking though, what if? What if Doyle did start building homes on the side? What would they be like?

Top 10 Ways To Know Bill Doyle Designed Your Home

1. Doorbell that plays Rush's 2112
2. Jennifer Connelly wallpaper everywhere
3. Crawlspace filled with obscure 80's cd's that Big Joe never heard of
4. Insulation replaced with candy corn
5. Refrigerator equipped with celery destroying laser
6. Bathroom has special monocle drawer
7. Doggie door replaced with guillotine
8. Stairs replaced with Stairmaster 7000
9. Two words...handkerchief credenza
10. Go away mat on porch