If you want to keep your shortcomings private, don't kill your wife over them. According to the Daily Star, a 52 year old British man stabbed his wife to death when, in the midst of a breakup, she asked who would be taking care of him with "his bed-wetting and small penis".

The man doesn't deny he stabbed her and since they were the only two involved, he must have been the one to reveal what was said. What 52 year old male wants the entire world knowing he still wets the bed and has a small manhood? By committing this heinous crime, has made sure that he will be going to jail and his new friends in prison will know all about his substandard size and his nighttime incontinence.

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