Bad Week for South Jersey Mayors

First Chris Myers, Mayor of Medford, accused of attempting a tryst with a male escort known as rentboy! Now I read about the story of Mayor Mike Gabbianelli of Monroe who's being accused of smoking in his 3rd floor office. Smoking no less! Reminds me of the line in the musical "The Music Man"!
("Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool").

And one more thing, if the President still smokes, does he do it with impunity in the Oval Office....or does he go outside and have a puff or two in the Rose Garden before putting out the butt in a convenient flower pot? Just asking?