The last dispatch from the remains of New Jersey 101.5

The horror.

I expect this to be my last dispatch. They're at the door. They've gotten Joe. They've gotten Eric. Symons, Ursillo ... they're all gone. No, not gone. Dead. But not dead. What they've become ... it's unspeakable.

It's the most terrifying thing New Jersey has seen since, well, the state legislature OK'd the gas tax. And it's almost as devastating.

(Emphasis on the "almost." Let's not get crazy, here.)

It's getting worse. They're sucking the brains out of our politicians. In some cases, you can tell the difference.

Rest in peace, my New Jersey 101.5 colleagues. Though I know you won't ...

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