I don’t mean for this to sound conspiratorial, yet I’m about to get my tinfoil hat.. I feel like Bruce Springsteen is avoiding me, but I can’t totally prove it.

Stay with me on this.

He and I are both Freehold natives, so I thought he would respect that bond.

Yet, I opened up the news on Monday and saw… there he was, performing in Jon Bon Jovi’s "Forever Tour" at Madison Square Garden just days after I saw the same tour.

Screenshot from TheMaoMao27 on YouTube
Screenshot from TheMaoMao27 on YouTube

I had seen the "Living’ on a Prayer" singer the Tuesday prior, yet Bruce was nowhere to be seen.

This isn’t the first time that ‘The Boss’ has successfully narrowly avoided me.

About a year and a half ago, I went to Jersey Freeze to get lunch before work.

Like I said, I’m a Freehold girlie, that’s just what we do.

I found out through friends that no less than ten minutes after I had left to go to the office that Bruce had "sprung from cages off Highway 9" (no seriously, that’s where it’s located) to stop by the iconic ice cream shop.

jerseyfreeze1952 via Instagram
jerseyfreeze1952 via Instagram

I know it (maybe) wasn’t the case, but I picture him sitting in his Range Rover just waiting to watch me pull out of the parking lot.

And then there’s Roberto’s, a diner located on 59 E. Main St. in Freehold, NJ.

I’ve been there many times. I went there for lunch after I took my SATs, that’s how far back I go with them.

Bruce has been in there, taken photos, enjoyed a bite, yet it’s never been any of the times I was enjoying a meal.

Roberto's Freehold Grill via Facebook
Roberto's Freehold Grill via Facebook

Two incidences are a coincidence; three make it a pattern. Bruce is avoiding me and he’s not even being coy about it.

Is this all circumstantial evidence? Perhaps.

Does that make me feel better? No.

Bruce, I don't know what I have to do to make it right with you, but I'm willing to do it. As long as it's not sitting through a political rant, I have to draw the line somewhere.

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The post above reflects the thoughts and observations of New Jersey 101.5's Kylie Moore. Any opinions expressed are Kylie's own. You can follow Kylie on Instagram.

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