It's hard to argue that this wasn't going to be the funniest call of the week. When someone tells you that they go to the store to purchase fake urine, there's a pretty good bet that no other call is going to beat that.

Michele Pilenza joined Dennis when they were talking about passing a drug test, when John called in to share how he passes them. John said that he buys fake urine from a gas station near him. As soon as we heard this, Dennis asks John “what neighborhood are you shopping in?”

Congratulations to John for being the D&J 'LMAO Call of the Week!"