What would you write on ‘Murphy’s Bench?’

In many Jersey shore towns, people are immortalized by having their names on the benches along the beach. I couldn't help laughing when I saw this bench in Sea Isle City. Not sure who exactly this Murphy is, but if it were the governor who's approval rating is now 54%, you would think there would be some nice complementary graffiti written there. Think again. Here's what you came up with when I asked...

Andrew Satkowski: "Sitting on this bench is taxing"

John Skinski: "$500 dollars to sit for 5 minutes"

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