Holiday Man: The perfectly PC song for everyone afraid to offend!

It's the Christm ... HOLIDAY season, and there's no better way to celebrate than with song. But if we can't enjoy a visit from Santa Claus without making someone feel left out, on whom can we call?

How about "Holiday Man?"

If you're a regular New Jersey 101.5 listener, you may have heard this too-PC-for-its-own-good classic by our own Bob Williams. But don't be afraid to spread the Christm ... HOLIDAY joy and share it with everyone you know.

Unless you're afraid of offending someone.

Here's the lyrics:

You'd better shut up
And not say a word
No Christmas carols
Or four calling birds
Holiday man is coming to town

Holiday man? What happened to Santa?

Don't get on his list
That would be nice
He's dissing the savior so you'd better think twice
Holiday man is coming to town

He has no sleigh or reindeer
No kids upon his knee
He's only got some holiday lights wrapped around the winter solstice tree

You'd better shut up
And don't say a word
No Christmas carols
Or four calling birds
Holiday man is coming to town

Uh, Melvin — you're a little out of tune with Holiday Man
Oh yeah, well I'm offended by that comment!
And I'm offended that you're offended!
We'll, I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended!

He's not to offended
He just goes to shop
Don't ask no questions and charge till you drop
Holiday man is coming to town

He's coming on Chri ... Holiday day!
You got it!

So don't call it Christmas, it would not be right
Can't say it's new year's or the festival of lights
Holiday man is coming to town

Merry holiday everyone!