Class is in session so start taking notes, folks!

Professor Malloy is great at teaching second languages to people who are looking to further educate themselves. For today's class, he has provided translations for South Jersey and Philadelphia accents.

Sometimes it's difficult to articulate South Jersey and Philly accents. To make things easier for you, Dennis transcribed a sentence to read in the way that people from South Jersey and Philly actually speak. It may look like gibberish on the whiteboard, but we promise it all makes sense.

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