Jersey Jests – Steve’s Weekly Punchlines

Steve has taken some more recent news headlines and added some punchlines to them for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

TANNING MOM BANNED FROM TANNING BEDS

I heard she is going to be joining the cast of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"....or was that "Rescue Me"?

TONIGHT ON UNDERCOVER BOSS.........Former Governor Richard Cody poses as a homeless man....

GOVERNOR CHRISTIE SAYS GOOD RIDDENCE TO THE NETS

If they'd stayed. he'd make them change their name to the New Jersey Numbnuts!

JOHN TRAVOLTA ALLEDGEDLY CLAIMS HE PERFORMED SEX ACTS ON MEN EXECS DURING WELCOME BACK KOTTER!

I KNEW it wasn't "up your NOSE with a rubber hose!

JERSEY SHORE'S JWOWW BLASTS BRISTOL PALIN ON TWITTER!!!!!

Bristol's totally invited to come on my show and rebutt....and quite a butt that'll be!

REALITY SHOW STARRING WHITNEY HOUSTON"S RELATIVES PLANNED

If EVER there was a show for the Oprah network....I'm guessing there will be no Bobby Brown guest appearances

FAMILY OF NJ TODDLER REMOVED FROM PLANE STILL WAITING FOR APOLOGY

Was it not enough they let her keep her bag of complimentary peanuts?

STATE WILL NO LONGER ASK 3rd GRADERS ABOUT SECRETS?

Students will still volunteer the most embarrassing ones about their parents anyway.