I try to avoid eating out at restaurants on Saturday nights at 7 p.m. I also try to avoid sports bars anytime during the "maddening" NCAA college basketball finals in March.

It makes no sense to me. Teams from everywhere in the country that people have not paid attention to all year are in a tournament and suddenly everybody has to watch. Stupid!

Every year I make jokes about Gonzaga and guess what? This year they're in the finals! Do you even know where Gonzaga is? Anyway, I got stuck in a nightmare situation this past Saturday night, that I've tried hard all my adult life to avoid.

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