jokes

Well it was announced recently that NBC will be launching a new clothing line from the TV show, The Biggest Loser...

Well with all the food this holiday season I knew I was going to gain weight. So before the holidays I went on a diet.

The holidays are HERE and that means lots of air travel.  For some people flying can be a terrifying, teeth clinching experience

Well this weekend marks the anniversary of the passing of someone very special and out of respect I'd like to read his obituary; as I have for the past fourteen years. It is with a heavy heart that I have to report the Pillsbury Doughboy died after a severe yeast infection and repeated pokes to the belly...

Boy I had a rough week. Thursday I was out with a lady friend and I said honey I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world...she said I'll miss you...

It's tough out there. I don't want to say as Americans we're overweight but

Well sad news to report, the man who invented the SAT exam has passed away.

A woman gave birth to a 14 and a half pound baby boy!

Well Kim Kardashian is getting some bad press after divorcing 72 days after she got married...72 days...Big Joe knew there was going to be trouble with their marraige when Kim Kardashian showed up at her wedding with a date...

Well a man in Iowa has been arrested for driving down the highway drunk while riding on his lawn mower...police have identified the man as John Deere...