It’s baaaaaack.

Big homes with big prices take longer to sell. The posh Colts Neck real estate market is as strong as any other with not a lot of inventory to go around. But finding someone who can afford a $28 million home takes time.

That’s why this home (OK, mansion) on County Road 537 in Colts Neck has been on and off the market several times for three years now. Just think, you’re only one Mega Millions ticket away from living here.

It’s called WellSpring Farm. It’s an equestrian estate sitting on a lush 160 acres. It’s listed with Compass and its broker is Tom Portillo who tells the Asbury Park Press, "It's a world-class property. It's probably a very specific buyer. But buyers who have an interest in equestrian-related activities are drawn to Colts Neck because of the open expanses of land."

Some of the specifics? It has seven bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. It has a gym. It has its own movie theater. It has a billiards room. It has an amazing wine cellar.

Would you like to take a look inside? Buckle up. You’re going to want to buy that Mega Millions ticket after seeing this.

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Here’s what you would drive up to coming home, ornate fountain and all.

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If I lived here, there would still be toys left all over this amazing staircase.

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But the kids had better stay out of this world-class kitchen.

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I wouldn’t even know what to call this room. A library den? One of many living rooms? An ambassador’s office?

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Nothing to see here, just a bedroom with multiple chandeliers and a fireplace. You know, something we all have.

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How many women would love to re-enact the tub scene from “Pretty Woman” here?

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The wine room.

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Billiards anyone?

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Your own movie theater. Because why not?

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A full gym.

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We mentioned equestrians, right?

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This beautiful home is 25,000 square feet and property taxes are $234,061 a year.

If you’re still not convinced maybe this will do the trick.

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