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My Contribution to the Polar Vortex Dashboard Photo Frenzy

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Let me jump on the dork bandwagon of people posting pictures of their dashboard outside temperature readings. This was at 8:30 this morning driving my kids to school. Yes, it is cold.

It’s so cold Miley Cyrus kept her tongue in her mouth all night. It’s so cold Governor Christie regrets his lap band procedure. It’s so cold that flashers are describing themselves to women. It’s so cold Bill Clinton slept with Hillary. It’s so cold my testicles have become ovaries. It’s so cold fire hydrants are begging dogs to pee on them. It’s so cold hookers are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.

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