I don't even know where to start. The fact these two conceited bitches are quickly becoming a viral sensation makes one wonder if this falls somewhere between the fourth horseman and a great earthquake in the seven signs of the apocalypse.

The song is about these two hot girls, and they want you to know they have problems too. So they're just like you, except for the fact that they're hot. That's about the gist of it.

The singing is awful, the writing is pathetic, and the saddest part is they're not actually hot at all. In this self-absorbed-everyone-gets-their-fifteen-minutes world we live in, they only think they are. This truly may be the worst attempt to create a song in all of human history. My favorite part is where the production company that helped these two dimwits put this crap together runs the following disclaimer:  Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor.

Like they wanted to be absolutely certain it was understand by all that they had nothing to do with this horrific piece of dung nor would they accept any money for unleashing it on the planet. Go ahead and listen, but if your ears bleed don't say I didn't warn you. The video and poll are below.