What expressions did your parents used to say? D&J listeners share theirs!

We all remember those expressions that our parents used to say to us growing up, such as "if you keep making that face, it'll stay that way". That being said, there are some sayings that are so obscure and comical that we had to put a list together to put them all in one place!

Dennis & Judi asked callers to share their favorite expressions that their parents used to say, and it made for one of the funniest hours in recent memory. Dennis' mother used to tell him that he was "full of soup", while Judi's father used to say "I'm from Missouri, show me".

Take a look at the expressions our listener's parents used to say to them in the list below:

• "Go outside and blow the stink off yourself"
• "Go pound salt"
• "You're like a bull in a china shop"
• "Gucci gee, gucci goo"
• "I'll break your arm off and beat you with the bloody end"
• "Go play on the parkway"
• "You could lead a horse to water, but you can't milk a rock"
• "Don't blink an eye or let your feet touch the ground"
• "I'll be go to Hell"
• "Wait a minute, I'll get my boots and go up there with you"
• "Want in one hand, poop in the other. See which one comes first"
• "If I had any legs, I'd get the hell out of here"
• "It's not gonna get any greener"
• "You talk like a man with a paper butthole sitting in a puddle of water"
• "Don't spit in the air, or else it would come back and hit you in the face"
• "Stop using your head as a hatrack"