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Introducing the ‘Dad Joke Generator’

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What took them so long to come up with this? Dads throughout history have been embarrassing their children with bad, corny jokes. You might not even be a real father until your teenager starts asking their friends to pick them up three doors down to avoid the onslaught of stupid humor. Now through the genius minds at CNN comes the Dad Joke Generator.

Think about it. What if you’re actually funny? How will you come up with a way to embarrass your kids then? This handy generator let’s you push one button and get an appallingly corny joke that will be sure to make eyes roll and teenagers and pre-teens groan.

Examples:

“I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”

“When my son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.”

Come to think of it, this may be where newsman Joe Cutter is getting all his office material. If you’d like to use the ‘Dad Joke Generator’ just click here. I hope everyone had a happy Father’s Day!

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