George Carlin used to joke about how white he was, that he never hoped to tan only to neutralize the blue. I think about that every time I find myself at the Jersey shore. Week before last I was at Seaside on vacation. Having abandoned the "Jerusalem Cruisers" otherwise known as my sandals that my fiancee hated so much in favor of slides, this photo below was the result.

When applying sunscreen to your pasty white legs, remember the feet. That is all.

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