If you take your dog to the park to let him run free, be careful who you run into. Imagine someone stabbing your dog in the neck and having him bleed out in your arms. What kind of punishment would you want for that person?
There was Moon Unit, Moxie Crimefighter, Scout and Rumor. Celebrities got more creative and weird with naming their children, and non-celebrities followed suit. Now, in my opinion, pet owners are doing the same thing.
People love their pets so much they want to make them into humans. So it follows they want to believe a dog can morph into a human and actually, at times, speak.
A couple found something missing from their toaster oven when they got home that they knew was there when they left. So as sports caster Warner Wolf used to say, they went to the video tape.
Sure, it's a sweeps month story, but a television station in Orlando found two families where "kissing" the dog was routine and then swabbed the dogs' mouths and sent the swabs off to a lab to be analyzed.
Hopefully you're enjoying your day off. You know who's not? These animals! They're busy putting the "cat" in business cat-sual. Sure, a tie might be closer to standard business attire, but we're pretty sure the lack of pants keeps it totally casual.