Deflategate

Following the announcement that Tom Brady will face a 4-day suspension for his alleged role in “DeflateGate,” local minor league baseball team the Lakewood Blue Claws sent out a media advisory announcing that the that New England Patriots quarterback will be banned from their ballpark. Apparently this was done to “preserve the integrity of the inflatable InVision Eyecare Eyeball Race.”

Tom Brady will appeal his four-game suspension, his agent said, and the team threw its "unconditional" support behind its quarterback after the NFL came down hard on its biggest star in the "Deflategate" scandal.

A listener sent us this. I'm sure Tom and the boys are hoping for a Super Bowl ring that's a little more stylish.