Top 10 places Tom Brady may no longer be welcome
Following the announcement that Tom Brady will face a 4-day suspension for his alleged role in “DeflateGate,” local minor league baseball team the Lakewood Blue Claws sent out a media advisory announcing that the that New England Patriots quarterback will be banned from their ballpark. Apparently this was done to “preserve the integrity of the inflatable InVision Eyecare Eyeball Race.”
"The InVision Eyecare Eyeball Race is held nightly, and has been since 2001. The three Eyeballs - Blue, Green, and Brown - need to be inflated each night, and inflation or deflation of the Eyeballs could easily impact their results,” the press release states.
Ok, clearly this was meant as an attempt to poke a little fun at Brady, and it’s unlikely that he’ll be banned from FirstEnergy Park, but it got us thinking: what other facilities or events would have cause to ban the quarterback for fear of deflation?
Here’s a list of the Top 10 places/events that could consider Brady an unwelcome guest:
- 1
Hot air balloon festivals
- 2
Childrens' bounce houses
- 3
Bubble wrap factories
- 4
Facilities that test air mattresses
- 5
Stores that sell those giant, inflatable holiday lawn decorations
- 6
Factories that produce inflatable pool toys
- 7
Whoopie cushion manufacturers
- 8
Factories that make blood pressure cuffs
- 9
Places that sell those shiny balloons
- 10
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade