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OFFICIALS SCRAMBLE TO COUNTER WARM WEATHER AT THE OLYMPICS

- We should have taken the Olympics and sent the Super Bowl to Sochi!


WINTER STORM HITS NEW JERSEY STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED

- We haven’t had this much snow in Jersey since LT played for the Giants!


NEW YORK MAYOR KEEPS CITY SCHOOLS OPEN DESPITE SNOW

- What’s to worry? By the time those kids are old enough to vote he’ll be long gone!


AL ROKER STARTS FIGHT ON TWITTER WITH NEW YORK MAYOR

- Not sure who won, but I’d definitely take Roker in a Twinkie fight


TEACHER SENTENCED FOR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH TEEN

- This never happened when I went to school, maybe it did but I was too busy getting smacked around by the nuns.


ANTI CYBERBULLYING APP OFFERED TO STUDENTS AT KENILWIRTH SCHOOLS.

- If hitting the app brings 6 angry football players I’ll take it!


LAKEWOOD IS THE MOST PLEASANT PLACE TO LIVE

- The Moon Motel is now booking overnight stays


SALT SUPPLIES LOW DUE TO THE HEAVY AMOUNT OF SNOW

- The roads will now be so much healthier


DEREK JETER ANNOUNCES THIS WILL BE HIS LAST YEAR

- In other news, the Yankees have announced their doing away with Ladies Night due to the anticipated lack of interest.

 

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