Jersey Jests with Steve Trevelise
When I’m not on the radio, I’m usually out performing standup comedy at my place, Sarcasm Comedy Club. Here are some jokes that won’t cost you a two-drink-minimum.
Snow Covers New Jersey – There’s no truth to the rumor that Governor Christie ordered the snow to fall on all towns who’s mayors didn’t endorse him in the election, however there will be a full scale investigation launched.
Carl Lewis Alleges Governor Christie Backed Out of Making Him New Jersey’s Fitness Ambassador – Thank God he wasn’t going to make him singing ambassador.
Phillies Sign 40 Year Old Bobby Abreu – With 10 players over the age of 34 on the team, the Phils will not be coming out of a dugout. Instead they will walk out of a cornfield.
CD Players Will Soon Be Disappearing From Cars – Just when I was ready to get rid of my 8 track.
Should Pornography Be Allowed at Morris County Libraries – And you’re proud when your son tells you he’s studying at the library after school…and into the night.
Bruce Springsteen’s Son Becomes Colts Neck Firefighter – Colts Neck will be replacing the alarms with this.
Cold Weather Could Linger Through Super Bowl – After everything that New York has gotten out of this deal, it’s only right that New Jersey leaves the NFL out in the cold.