Get your red suits and fake beards and bail money ready, SantaCon New Jersey style is back, baby! What is described as "a charitable, non-commercial, non-political, nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason" will be happening in Asbury Park at noon this Saturday, December 13th. You can see information about it here. There's also one in Hoboken at 11am on December 20th. They don't like to call it a pub crawl. The Facebook page for SantaCon NYC in fact states, "Every time you call it that, a sugarplum fairy dies."
Ooooookay, but need we remind you of what happened at last year's SantaCon?

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