About 1pm Monday, police in Roselle responded to a call finding a 61 year old pit bull owner on the floor being savagely attacked by the dog. Family members were there including a 7 year old boy, but they were helpless to stop the animal. Every time they had tried the dog would keep them at bay then return to its prey.

"Please shoot the dog! He's going to kill me!" the man screamed from the floor with bites covering both arms. They fired two shots killing the dog.

According to the Star-Ledger, the dog had been the man's pet for years. I wonder how many times during those years he described the dog as harmless, a sweetie that would never hurt anyone. Dogs normally have to be provoked, even a lot of pit bulls, before they'll attack. However there have been many documented cases where a family pit bull that never showed any aggression whatsoever and was not provoked in any manner just suddenly snapped and went after someone, sometimes fatally.

According to DogsBite.org, 38 fatal dog attacks occurred last year. Despite being regulated in over 600 U.S. cities and in Military Housing areas, pit bulls contributed to 61% of those deaths and yet make up less than 5% of the total U.S. dog population.

If you need a penis extender, maybe consider a gun; at least you can lock it up, or otherwise, maybe purchase a hot car as another alternative, at least it can get you places.