On our Halloween show Friday, the subject of candy came up (of course). Once again, I'm both amazed and disgusted with Bill's loving praise of candy corn and circus peanuts. If Satan had a pet dragon, candy corn would be its trail of poop. Meanwhile, circus peanuts are so vile that Hell wouldn't even have them. The best Halloween candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for a chocolate fix, and Smarties for a great sugar fix. If it came down to just these 4 candies left in your bowl, I want to know what you'd pick.