Sometimes a straight man just has to give a Valentine to another straight man. Wait! What!?!? Yes, here it is. The gag Valentine box of chocolates I gave to Dennis Malloy on air today.If you missed the segment, I was walking though a drugstore, not even there for anything Valentine's related, when this crazy novelty heart shaped box caught my eye.

As you can see, it's a Duck Dynasty box, right down to the fuzzy beard hair lining this oh so romantic (NOT) box. Dennis loves Duck Dynasty. He talks about it on his show often. At first I did a double take. Then I paused. Then I walked away. Then I went back. Should I? Yes, I had to. I can now say I once gave a Valentine's gift to a man.

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