Jersey Jests – Steve’s Weekly Punchlines

What’s your first thought after you read a headline?  Here’s mine with the punchline added to it….

GOVERNOR CHRISTIE ; NATION TURNING INTO A PEOPLE SITTING ON A COUCH WAITING FOR THEIR NEXT GOVERNMENT CHECK….That’s not true! Sometimes we sit on the chair and wait for the Government check

DID GOVERNOR CHRISTIE FALL ASLEEP AT A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT?...”.He usually falls asleep on his couch waiting for his next Government check”

DOCTOR KILLS FORMER COLLEAGUE, THEN SELF…”He probably got his bill”

COURT: SLAP ON THE FACE IS EXCESSIVE PUNISHMENT IF IT LEAVES HANDPRINT…..Where were they when I was a kid? Hey Dad, Mom, Father, Sister, Brother…Did you see this?

PROPOSED AIRLINE REVIVES PEOPLE’S EXPRESS NAME…..

Can the Trump Shuttle be far behind?

5 YEAR OLD BOY BRINGS HEROIN TO SCHOOL FOR SHOW AND TELL

The Police also brought something that begins with H, .handcuffs for Dad

TIM TEBOW DELIVER EASTER SERMON FOR FIFTEEN THOUSAND PEOPLE

He fed then with 5 loaves and a couple of fish, then showed them his famous “Hail Mary” pass.