Dennis had this email forwarded to him from a listener and thought it was cute so he wanted to pass it along to give you a laugh. While it has some political underlying tone to it, it's light-hearted and should give you a giggle. Besides, everything's true on the internet, right?

FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived in Italy

always sat outside together near the church

and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together

and bought a laptop.

 

Listener Submission

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida,

They just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.

They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by

the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected all the money they had left and sent for four

bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because

Here they are today..................

 

Listener Submission

No.......This is TRUE! Really!

Would We lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available at an

incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.

Seriously ..

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!

Make checks payable to:

"Democratic National Committee"

You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially

about your health and well being!