Would you risk your life to save your pet?

Will you buy a Christmas present for your animal?

Have you ever thrown your pet a birthday party?

Has your pet ever dressed up in a Halloween costume?

Did you ever have your pet's photo taken with Santa?

Yes answers: 0-1 = normal range, 2 = functional, 3 = at risk, 4-5 = danger to yourself, your pet, your others, and most certainly your dignity