Crazy dog nut’s bumper sticker

I was behind this lady today. The picture says it all. She not only loves her daughter's dog, she actually refers to herself as the dog's grandmother.

Got me thinking, with all the people who say dogs are a member of the family, how many actually bestow titles upon themselves when it comes to the pet? Do you actually tell the dog to "go to Daddy" when referring to your husband, or vice versa? Do you say to your kid "your little sister is sick" if your female pooch needs to go to the vet?