No, you're not reading this wrong - there really is a petition to make a good looking black man holding a giant Dorito chip the leader of the world. 

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The petition to the White House has over 1,000 signatures. The description urges readers to sign it by claiming:

If it doesn't happen, the world will end as we know it. Only the dashing black man and his trusty large Dorito can save it.

According to the site, there is a goal of 2,000 signatures. If you believe that this good looking man and his large chip should rule the world, sign the petition for yourself.