We’ve probably all seen something like this before, a car-paint manufacturer tells us what our car colors say about us. I’m suspicious about these lists because a) every color seems to connote a positive trait or traits and b) I bought my car used and therefore had no say in the color, so how could that mean anything?

I always get suckered in, though, and I read them. The problem is, I don’t know if my car is gray or silver and those two colors say different things about me. If its silver, I’m high class with security and style, but if its gray, then I exude tradition, maturity and tradition. I guess either way I win, especially since I had no say in picking the car’s color.

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