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The Top 5 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines [LIST]

Parties are a great way to meet new people – you never know when you’ll find that special someone. You may meet Mr. or Mrs. Right at the Luau for the Grapes and Grain Festival in Long Branch! If that happens, we wouldn’t want you to look bad, so we’ve listed the top 5 cheesy pick up lines you should probably never use. 


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“Baby, if you were writing on a contract, you’d be what they call fine print.”



While this gets an A for creativity, it just makes you seem like you’re trying too hard. Plus, you’re at a party – you don’t want to be discussing business matters like ‘contracts’ while you’re supposed to be having fun.


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“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”



This is an incredibly lame pick up line. Plus, it’s not flattering. Girls like to be told they’re attractive, but maybe not in such a forward matter.


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“Here I am. What are your other two wishes?”



If someone said this to me, I’d say I’d only need 1 wish – for that person to go away. While confidence is an attractive quality in a significant other, this pick up line comes off a little cocky.


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“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.”



“Nope, I’m from New Jersey.” You’re better off not asking any questions, or making any assumptions, because this gives the person you’re pursuing the chance to respond no and walk away.




“Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”



Unless you’ve been creeping on this person, it’s impossible for someone you’ve just spoken to for the first time to be on your mind all day. Save yourself the stalker status, and ditch this pick up line.


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