Seattle Man Steals Toilet
This is a story from out of state without much detail, but I have never, ever seen a story like this. A family went into a Subway sandwich shop in West Seattle. The man went to the restroom while the family ordered their sandwiches. The (presumed) wife knocked on the bathroom door to see if he would be out soon. Then the family left without him; the man soon hurried out of the bathroom carrying a large plastic bag. Employees looked into the bathroom and found the toilet tank was missing and the sink was stuffed with paper towels and the water was running. Police are still investigating the incident.