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The "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil has been busy lately and we have all of her recent exploits right here for you, for better or worse.

First up, is Patricia Krentcil's "photo shoot" where she was nice enough to model a bikini at the Jersey Shore for all to see. After seeing some of these photos, there's a very good chance you'll be clamoring for the returning of Snooki to the Jersey Shore.

Why stop with a photo shoot though, right? Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your speakers, the Tanning Mom has her own rap song now as well, that's due out next week, April 6th. You can listen (Laugh) to a clip of it below.

If your ears and eyes are still attached and want a laugh, some of the greatest comments and jokes about the Tanning Mom's latest projects can be found in this hilarious TMZ article.