If you don't follow baseball, let me tell you that the Houston Astros are bad this year. Really bad. Like losing 100 games bad. They've lost seven more games than even the Marlins who are likely to be the only other team to lose 100 games this season. Their attendance has taken a massive hit, and the fans are tuning out on TV as well.

It would be hard to top all those accomplishments, but they have: the Houston Astros drew a 0.0 television rating for Sunday's game. I have never seen that ever. It doesn't mean that absolutely no one was watching, it means no Nielson ratings families were tuned in. To be fair, this is Texas and the Texans' game was on, too.