Dennis received an email with this joke attached and had to share it because this whole story could be taking place inside a NJ bar and it would be totally believable.  It's Monday and it's rainy, so we hope it gives you your chuckle for the day.

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Congress too. What state do you represent?"