I'm co-host of the Dennis & Judi Show, weekdays 10 a.m. until 2 p.m. I grew up as a poor Guatemalan child and rose through the ranks of industry to become one of the world's leading experts in animal husbandry. After losing 400 pounds through gastric bypass and developing a serious infection while on holiday in the Philippines, I enjoy giving advice to new adoptive parents of unwanted tropical fish.
WATCH — Don’t try this on NJ ponds or lakes… or ANYWHERE else!
While ice skating on New Jersey ponds and lakes may be a blast, Dennis Malloy stresses how judging whether or not to ice skate is tricky business and should be done with extreme caution.
12 signs New Jerseyans believe the end of the world is near
It's 2018 and Phil Murphy is Governor, teenagers are eating Tide pods and there's TV show called "Doctor Pimple Popper." Is the end of the world near?
WATCH — Ice Jam near Trenton was a spectacular sight
The rapid changing of warm and cold weather caused an ice jam along the Delaware River, and Dennis Malloy got footage from both New Jersey and Pennsylvania perspectives.
Brian Aitken finally pardoned after firearm arrest in 2009
As you may recall, Brian was sentenced to seven years in prison for unlawful possession of firearms and ammunition back in 2009.
Do people still love the Jersey Shore this time of year?
Dennis is a fan of the Jersey Shore during the winter. Michele Pilenza does not. How about you?
Christie final State of the State — Really Bad Lip Reading
What did Gov. Chris Christie learn as 8 years leading New Jersey. Today, we heard from the man himself ... totally. Really. That's definitely not Dennis Malloy at all.
There’s nothing better than the Jersey Shore during the offseason
Dennis couldn't help but think how strange it was to see a place like Atlantic City so frozen, quiet and still.
(WATCH) Here in South Jersey, we enjoy the snow a little differently
In Dennis' backyard, people have creative ways to enjoy the snow, especially when his lake freezes over.
Dennis — Blame women (and politicians) for ban on self-serve gas in NJ
The reason no self-serve gas in New Jersey still exists is deep unpopularity among females and cowardly politicians who are afraid to even dare to offer an option.
”Twas the Night Before the Blizzard’ — A poem by Dennis Malloy
A winter storm is heading straight towards New Jersey, and Dennis Malloy felt an original poem would get him in the warm and cozy spirit.