My wife and I were getting ready to discuss the upcoming show, when, lo and behold, the phone rings.

I hate when the phone rings while we’re eating – but I decide to get up and answer it anyway.

Turns out it’s Lynn’s mother calling from the assisted living facility saying she lost her hearing aid.

Not the first time it’s happened, either.

What follows is our end of the conversation.

Moral of the story – as my grandmother used to say - don’t spit in the air – we’re all going to get there someday.