Sometimes it takes years to really get to know yourself.

I'm sitting with my wife and baby last night just talking and I start noticing something I never noticed before. It's my hand. My diabolically freakish hand. I noticed the back of my right hand how my ring finger is longer than my index finger...until I turn my hand around. Looking at the palm side I noticed my index finger was clearly the longer one.

Deminski's mutant hand/Jeff Deminski photo
Deminski's mutant hand/Jeff Deminski photo

I tried holding this mutant hand of mine in all different ways to see if it was something in that. It wasn't. Somehow from the back it looks one way. From the front it looks another. Optical illusion? Has to be, but I can't figure it out.

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