I'm Judi Franco, a fictional character. I adore co-hosting the midday show with Dennis Malloy, who after 20 years is like a husband to me; the annoying husband who doesn't sleep with me, give me money or pay enough attention to me. I love New Jersey so much that it's like a sister to me; the bitchy sister who steals my boyfriends, tells my mom my secrets and owes me money she never intends to pay.
Judi Franco
Expect NJ schools to close AGAIN soon (Opinion)
As soon as Murphy‘s leader, the omnipotent NJEA gives the directive, your kids will be back in their bedrooms on zoom again.
Masks don’t work — this is the best and most thorough argument (Opinion)
I think that this could at least make you understand why I believe masks are a sham—and maybe even convince you, too.
The last call for the beach? 70 degrees and gorgeous in Asbury Park (Opinion)
New Jersey beachgoers got an extra taste of Summer this weekend at the Jersey Shore.
Yes, a weed store can open in your neighborhood (Opinion)
The new legal weed law could make any previous town's ordinances null and void.
Murphy makes life harder for us, easier for prisoners (Opinion)
While Murphy tightens his reigns on New Jersey, he let's loose prisoners.
Another NJ movie theater closing. The world isn’t the same (Opinion)
COVID-19 wasn't the official reason the theater closed, but it could be the cause of many more.
NJ COVID-19 deaths way down, yet Murphy’s restrictions increase (Opinion)
Murphy's newest restrictions are real head-scratchers.
Modeling fascism, NJ asks you to rat out your company (Opinion)
Your government is asking you to rat out everyone else and look only to the government for care and support.
Be afraid. Murphy is preparing for more lockdowns (Opinion)
Murphy teases new lockdowns including dining, schools, and more.
I learned to order coffee at Starbucks using their ‘language’
Ordering a coffee at Starbucks makes no sense.